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Lager SSadis Kastrat Kommandantur (SS Experiment Love Camp) (1976) ) Sergio Garrone



the experiments involve a group of carefully selected German soldier studs, who are matched up with the females to have sex (some of them are lucky enough to do it underwater in a glass tank), all in
the name of Germany! If that wasn’t enough, these soldiers (who converse in their barracks as if they were in a Brooklyn locker room) go to a nearby bordello to make it with more woman and drink pints and pints of beer. One of the commanders (who is bald and sports a cheek scar that resembles a dash of lipstick) deflowers a feeble blond brothel girl, and she retaliates with a rather large meat fork. She is then hanged upside-down outside the barracks, bleeding to death and made an example for any other prisoner who has any smart-ass ideas. The image of the girl’s bloody body hanging upside-down was used on some of the various video covers around the world.
Some of the torture includes more electrocutions, and a woman being placed in said glass tank and frozen to death, as the Nazis maneuver a control apparatus that looks like it was built by a 2nd grader. There’s a lesbian Fraulein Doctor (her dubbed voice makes her sound like Wilma Flintstone) who forms a kinky relationship with one of the lady prisoners, and there's a sympathetic doctor who is actually a Jewish refugee. The central, underlying plot concerns a young, nice-guy Nazi named Helmut who has a conscious, and he falls madly in love with one of the guinea pig girls. Unfortunately, he is tricked into an experiment that has his “sacks” being transplanted to those of a Colonel (Giorgio Cerioni, and tell me this guy is not a dead ringer for Ron Ely, the 60s TV “Tarzan” and star of DOC SAVAGE MAN OF BRONZE!) who apparently had his bitten off in a village raid years earlier! Ouch! After the poor Helmut tries to make love to his woman to no avail (she responds with, “Sometimes these things happen.”), he runs out screaming to the Colonel, “How ya doing with my balls?!” Some graphic violence (obviously!), the silly lesbian scenes and tons of female nudity highlight this lower-tier Nazi nonsense. The film is also noteworthy for being one of the titles banned by the UK government as a "video nasty."

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